i'm a thief.

stevenperry:

thedailywhat:

Unreasonable Warmth of the Day: I’m no doomsayer, but Maine was the hottest state in the continental US this morning.

[reddit.]

I love Mother Nature. Everything else in the world can be predictable, but we have people dedicating their lives to predicting weather, and she still screws them up. (Yeah, run-on sentences. Whatever.)

Get it, Maine.

(via kathleengrace)

#how to get into slytherin without really trying

Cassi: i love this fandom

Hannah:  me too

Hannah: haha

Cassi:  mostly because i am in the rich, elite part of it

Hannah:  oh right of course

Cassi:  so rich and elite

Hannah:  so famous

Hannah:  so privileged

Cassi:   basically i am bff with evanna lynch

Cassi:  THE REAL FANS ARE ON TUMBLR

Cassi:  TUMBLING ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH FICTIONAL CHARACTERS

Cassi:   i think i know a fandom that you might be better suited for, oh tumblr fans who want to have sex with fictional characters… it’s called twilight.

Hannah:  hahahaha